简单的英语幽默笑话

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  简单的英语幽默笑话(一)

  Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

  "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

  "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

  麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

  “为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

  “因为这两个队都没有能力获胜,所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

  简单的英语幽默笑话(二)

  One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

  The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

  The little girl replied, My homework.

  一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

  妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么?

  小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。

  简单的英语幽默笑话(三)

  When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

  As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

  我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候,总要招来大乱。一个星期六,我开始抗议了。“好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。” 我刚转身要走,就听我儿子说:“来,斯蒂文,我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

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