小学生趣味英语小笑话带翻译

小学生趣味英语小笑话带翻译

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　　篇一

　　那又怎么样?

　　"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one. "

　　“只需挥一下笔刷，”美术老师站在国家美术馆前对他的'学生说，“宙华理诺思就能把一张微笑的脸变成一幅长满皱纹的脸。”

　　" That's nothing，“said one small boy.”So can my mother."

　　一名男生说:“那有什么，我妈妈也能做得到。”

　　篇二

　　填表

　　Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.

　　两位流浪汉已到了穷困潦倒的境地，他们只好打破了常规，来到了招工办公室找工作。

　　"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.

　　“在关于‘经历’这一栏里，我填写什么呢?”乔小声地问。

　　Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"

　　“你写修路工或干农活吧!”彼特说。

　　With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”

　　乔满脸愁容地在那里吃力地写着，最后他把舌头伸出嘴角不好意思地问:“彼特，怎么拼农场这个字?”

　　带着一种似乎是受过教育的'高傲态度，他的朋友回答说:"E一I一E一I一Oe"

　　篇三

　　上帝与恶魔

　　A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations，offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”

　　教堂活动中有个项目是为穷人捐钱买食物。一次一位牧师在请求公众捐资时，镇上一名拥有一个沙龙和几个赌场的赌场老板捐了五百块钱。“你不该接受他的钱。”一位名声很

　　坏的收师对那位牧师说，“那钱是魔鬼的钱。

　　"Well，brother，"said the preacher，cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case，the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”

　　“澳，我说兄弟，”高兴地收了捐赠的'牧师说:“要是那样的话，魔鬼的手印一定还在这钱上，现在咱们就看看上帝会怎样来对什它吧!”

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