英语小笑话

英语小笑话（必备）

英语小笑话1

　　A Present 凯特的.礼物

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

　　妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀?

　　凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

　　妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

　　凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

英语小笑话2

　　As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.

　　One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"

　　Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "

　　Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"

　　"Share with one another,"she replied.

英语小笑话3

　　Boy: Is this seat empty?

　　Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

　　男孩：这个座位是空的么？

　　女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的.。

英语小笑话4

　　why is he howling.

　　他为什么喊

　　dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

英语小笑话5

　　Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢？

　　汤姆：每个月都有啊！

英语小笑话6

　　Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!

　　Do you want to make friend with me ?

　　译文

　　大家好!我的名字是~ ~.现在,我12岁了.我来自~ ~.我就读于第一中学.我喜欢踢足球和我姐姐在放学后.我擅长于画画.我喜欢学习英语. 我能讲英语讲得很好!

　　你想和我交朋友吧?

英语小笑话7

　　小妹妹

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

　　保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?

　　Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　约翰尼：那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹，现在他该认为我又在学他的'样子了。

英语小笑话8

　　Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

　　"I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

英语小笑话9

　　A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

　　Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

　　We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

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