英语小笑话

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英语小笑话(必备)

英语小笑话1

  A Present 凯特的.礼物

英语小笑话(必备)

  Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

  Mom: No, Honey, what?

  Kate: A nice teapot.

  Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

  Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

  凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

  妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?

  凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。

  妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

  凯特:不,你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

英语小笑话2

  As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories,prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene,they must go to bed and stay there.

  One night,after a particularly trying day,all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies,milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people,standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked,"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"

  Our three-year-old piped up,”Stick with the rules,Mom. "

  Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked,"And what are the rules,Mellisa?"

  "Share with one another,"she replied.

英语小笑话3

  Boy: Is this seat empty?

  Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

  男孩:这个座位是空的么?

  女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的.。

英语小笑话4

  why is he howling.

  他为什么喊

  dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

  牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

  patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

  病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

英语小笑话5

  Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

  Tom: Every month.

  爸爸:告诉我汤姆,哪个月有28天呢?

  汤姆:每个月都有啊!

英语小笑话6

  Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!

  Do you want to make friend with me ?

  译文

  大家好!我的名字是~ ~.现在,我12岁了.我来自~ ~.我就读于第一中学.我喜欢踢足球和我姐姐在放学后.我擅长于画画.我喜欢学习英语. 我能讲英语讲得很好!

  你想和我交朋友吧?

英语小笑话7

  小妹妹

  Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

  保育员:约翰尼,你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?

  Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

  约翰尼:那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹,现在他该认为我又在学他的'样子了。

英语小笑话8

  Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized,adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

  "I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

英语小笑话9

  A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters,he wrote,"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

  Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo,and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

  We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

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